Good Questions
The questions below are from a 10 year old kid who drove a Harvard Professornuts!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are consideredassassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buriedin for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be agood idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up aboutevery two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binocularsto look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, who does he/she call?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeezethese dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and think, "that ought totaste good."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horriblecrisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you tosmile?
If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, whycan't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?They're bothdogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse? The Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but callit a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?I thought this was funny!! I got this from an email ;)Luv ya guys!!! Lydia